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causticgrip - Perfil

I am the Anti-Psycho/Anti-Geritol, man
Idade 56 De Manhattan, New York - Online - Mais de 2 semanas atrás
Homem Procurando um Mulher

Informação Básica

Eu Sei Falar  
Inglês
Me Descreveria Como  
Tired of Spokesmen for Geritol or the pestering of Psychos? Well if so, you're in luck! If you're looking for a youthful (both in appearance and in mind), fun, stylish, spiritual (yet logically inclined), refined, sophisticated, sincere and well bred "renaissance man" with class, who can let it all hang out and act like the truck driver without pretense when appropriate? Then look no further. I take pride in my ability for intellectual-reason in day to day interaction . I am soft spoken, yet assertive. Do not judge me yet, you see here the "bad boy" exterior with a "good boy" interior. But please, be forewarned. THIS SPECIMEN IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! I do have an edgy-intensity. No Player here! (and OH how I HATE being assigned that label at first glance, so pls. don't.) I do however admittedly play the field (hence why WE are ALL here) looking for THE ONE.

My personal philosophy is: There is no nobility in self deprivation of ones own desires. There is however, nobility in the respect and consideration of others feelings whilst in pursuit of fulfilling those desires. In other words I am not moraly bankrupt or selfish. I live for the day, with a tertiary eye towards the future "carpe diem". By the way, have I mentioned yet how I HATE GAMES? Well I do. I CANNOT STAND THEM! And YES! I am FUN and funny! Race bikes and mischievious/bratty antics like a cross between Daffy Duck meets Orsen Welles. Lot's of humurous fun. And YES. I REALLY DO LOOK LIKE MY PICS! I am constantly confused to be 27-32.

Sry, no stuck up douche full of conceit here. (He's in the next profile) I just do not subscribe to my own press (I do however report it. *wink*) I am utterly genuine. So, am I a catch? Do I sound like one? What if I fart, scratch my butt and leave the seat up? There really is only one way for you to find out. So pls, come dance with me, for this most un-eloquent dance we must do here. Do send a note or smoke signals, anything...just do something.
Signo  
Gêmeos

Aparência & Situação

Meu Tipo de Corpo:  
Musculoso
Minha Altura:  
1.78 m
Cor dos Olhos:  
Marrons
Minha Etnia:  
Asquenaze
Minha Situação Conjugal:  
Solteiro
Com Filhos?  
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?  
Sim
Minha Melhor Característica:  
Lábios
Arte no Corpo  
Eu Nem Poderia Pensar Nisto
Cor de Cabelo:  
Marrons
Animais Que Possuo:  
Gato
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?  
Não

Status

Nível Educacional  
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação  
Autoempregado/a
Especialização  
Vendas / Marketing
Meu Título de Trabalho É  
Entreprenuer/Real Estate/Technology
Eu Moro  
Sozinho
Em Casa  
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo  
Não
Eu Bebo  
Sim - Socialmente

Personalidade

No Colegial, Eu Era Um  
Marginal
Meu Comportamento Social É  
Reservado, Observador, Problemático/a, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona, Extrovertido/a, Sombria
Meus Interesses e Atividades São  
Exercício, Filmes, Internet, Cozinhar, Computadores
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É  
Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Relaxar
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria  
My mother has already knitted you a sweater. Then go to pick out the color of our wedding invitations. We go to Baby's-R-Us to pick out the crib. (what, you said wanted kids, right?) After, then go home to sleep in our twin beds in our PJ's. (Sry, Bunkbeds, would be too dangerous for the pregnancy) After that? We settle into a life where we spend the rest of our days together in mundane routine. (This does not excite you?) Talk to me then, I promise you wont be disappointed.
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar  
When it presents itself, I'll know it. There are many things I want to try that I do not know about yet. And all the things I have wished to try thus far, I have...Without hesitation.
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo  
Legal, Obsceno/a, Obscuro/a, Maroto

Vistas

Minha Religião É  
Reformista
Frequento Serviços  
Em Feriados
Meu Tipo de Humor É  
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a

Gosto

Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto  
Notícias, Dramas
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um  
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Drama, Animação, Terror, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço  
Ambiente, Dance
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio  
Quadrinhos, Ficção, História, Ficção Científica
Para mim, Diversão É  
In my free time, I enjoy: Cooking/Barbecuing, Surfing the Web/Chatting Online, Taking Long Walks, Movies/TV, Amusement Parks, Beach, Movies, Restaurants

À procura de

O Que Você Acha Atraente?  
Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Ousadia, Esquisitices, Espontaneidade, Dinheiro, Marotice, Espirituoso/a, Passividade
O Que Você Procura?  
ttractive in appearance. Slim, toned body, to muscular and athletic. Presentable, classy, refined. Can let their hair down when in not a formal situation and talk with out pretense. Absolute no pretense. Has at least 1/2 a wit. Trustworthy, nurturing, affectionate, ****al, MUST HAVE INTEGRITY AND COURAGE! .I am looking for "THE ONE" NO HEAD GAMES!!! ( I have no patience for them and in reverse do not play them on people) NO LIES!!! (I cannot stand the stench of them). If you're into Games or Lies, be fore-warned now, I will smell them out very quickly. So if you like to play them I strongly suggest you try the other dope in one of the other profiles. In all seriousness? AGAIN! I'M REALLY 41! I am pretty picky. I have a tremendous amount to offer. And expect the same in return. I could tell you that I am affectionate, respectful, nurturing, considerate, intimate and yet not needy or possessive, and best of all? Not a jealous personality and expect the same from my partner. Since it
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?  
Encontro, Casamento, Comprometido/a
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