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mordechai26 Profile Information

Just another genious Jew...
Age 38 From Irvine, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Russian, Hebrew
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a pessimistic optimist... I see a half-empty glass as half-full! Get it? I sort of do...

Well, never mind. Anyhow, you're probably wondering what am I like? I guess I like to look in the sky and be lazy sometimes, but then I realize I have to go work. By the time I get to work, I forget why I looked in the sky. Still don't get it? Alright I'll make it easier for you, I'm the MOST humble person in the world! Wait, that's an oxymoron.

Ok...ok... I'm just messing with you, don't get mad. I know, I got to stop now, because why would anyone want a witty and intelligent guy, right? oh and that's also full of himself and one that doesn't know what sarcasm is. yea...

Still reading this? Wow! I'm impressed, you must be a very patient person. Congrats, you passed my test, you're what I'm probably looking for (maybe).

How about we go on a date you find out yourself? ...now we're talking business!
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Sephardic
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
General Manager
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Movies, Games, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Somewhere by the beach
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Traditional
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Goal In Life Is  
Love and Marriage go together like a horse and carriage...>with children<
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Biography, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Have a drink and party with close friends.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
A girl to enjoy life with, someone on my planet (I don't know which one that is, but my family tells me I from another planet).
-Jewish to the bones!
-Have NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHAT SO EVER, especially not understand sarcastic humor!
-With A smile that drops birds flying by.
-Stunning body, yea baby!
-And so on... surprise me
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Marriage, Committed
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