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v1rusdr Profile Information

my smile. it is yours to have and to hol
Age 71 From Clarcona, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
thank you for viewing my profile. if you don't find me handsome, you can find me handy !

In other words, if you don't fall madly in love with me, then hire me to fix your computer.

Or, if you are running a business, need or have a web site, if you need web hosting,
if you need web advertising - called SEO - search engine optimization -
you can easily contact me with a little bit of research!

I live in the Apopka area (north of Orlando).

But just in case you are here for dating purposes..... then something you should know:

I'm looking for two or more of the following attributes:

short, cute, intelligent, adorable, Jewish, feminine, educated, rich and secure. You should also have a great sense of humour. Heck, even presentable in

public. Would also be nice if you like Disney / Universal.

You've got my "needs and wants" - so how do we match up?

I love humour. I can keep you smiling. Good for all occasions...

One last thing:
I'm a great first date. A go-to guy for breaking the ice. I have tons of jokes.

Humour, wit, wisdom and a great smile.

What are you waiting for !
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Ashkenazi
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Black
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
computer virus removal
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Computers
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
You wine and dine me (why not?)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being a kept man.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Reform
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Ready, able and willing to scale back the business and retire. They call me the v1rusdr as I repair computers.

Just need someone to come home to, to retire with, a reason to slow down and smell the flowers.

Sure, there are other requirements:
(Match two or more?)

She should short, cute, adorable, Jewish, feminine, rich and secure. She should also have a great sense of humour. Be well educated. Heck, even presentable in public. Would also be nice if she likes Disney or Universal, likes the beach.

But what part of this is "asking too much"?

You've got my "needs and wants" - so how do you match up?

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Intelligence, Money, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Marriage, Committed
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