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I am the Anti-Psycho/Anti-Geritol, man
Age 56 From Manhattan, New York -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Tired of Spokesmen for Geritol or the pestering of Psychos? Well if so, you're in luck! If you're looking for a youthful (both in appearance and in mind), fun, stylish, spiritual (yet logically inclined), refined, sophisticated, sincere and well bred "renaissance man" with class, who can let it all hang out and act like the truck driver without pretense when appropriate? Then look no further. I take pride in my ability for intellectual-reason in day to day interaction . I am soft spoken, yet assertive. Do not judge me yet, you see here the "bad boy" exterior with a "good boy" interior. But please, be forewarned. THIS SPECIMEN IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! I do have an edgy-intensity. No Player here! (and OH how I HATE being assigned that label at first glance, so pls. don't.) I do however admittedly play the field (hence why WE are ALL here) looking for THE ONE. My personal philosophy is: There is no nobility in self deprivation of ones own desires. There is however, nobility in the respect and consideration of others feelings whilst in pursuit of fulfilling those desires. In other words I am not moraly bankrupt or selfish. I live for the day, with a tertiary eye towards the future "carpe diem". By the way, have I mentioned yet how I HATE GAMES? Well I do. I CANNOT STAND THEM! And YES! I am FUN and funny! Race bikes and mischievious/bratty antics like a cross between Daffy Duck meets Orsen Welles. Lot's of humurous fun. And YES. I REALLY DO LOOK LIKE MY PICS! I am constantly confused to be 27-32. Sry, no stuck up douche full of conceit here. (He's in the next profile) I just do not subscribe to my own press (I do however report it. *wink*) I am utterly genuine. So, am I a catch? Do I sound like one? What if I fart, scratch my butt and leave the seat up? There really is only one way for you to find out. So pls, come dance with me, for this most un-eloquent dance we must do here. Do send a note or smoke signals, anything...just do something. |
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Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Muscular |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Ashkenazi |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Sales / Marketing |
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My Job Title Is | Entreprenuer/Real Estate/Technology |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Observant, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | My mother has already knitted you a sweater. Then go to pick out the color of our wedding invitations. We go to Baby's-R-Us to pick out the crib. (what, you said wanted kids, right?) After, then go home to sleep in our twin beds in our PJ's. (Sry, Bunkbeds, would be too dangerous for the pregnancy) After that? We settle into a life where we spend the rest of our days together in mundane routine. (This does not excite you?) Talk to me then, I promise you wont be disappointed. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | When it presents itself, I'll know it. There are many things I want to try that I do not know about yet. And all the things I have wished to try thus far, I have...Without hesitation. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Reform |
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I Attend Services | On Holidays |
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My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Dramas |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Ambient, Dance |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Comic, Fiction, History, Science Fiction |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | In my free time, I enjoy: Cooking/Barbecuing, Surfing the Web/Chatting Online, Taking Long Walks, Movies/TV, Amusement Parks, Beach, Movies, Restaurants |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | ttractive in appearance. Slim, toned body, to muscular and athletic. Presentable, classy, refined. Can let their hair down when in not a formal situation and talk with out pretense. Absolute no pretense. Has at least 1/2 a wit. Trustworthy, nurturing, affectionate, ****al, MUST HAVE INTEGRITY AND COURAGE! .I am looking for "THE ONE" NO HEAD GAMES!!! ( I have no patience for them and in reverse do not play them on people) NO LIES!!! (I cannot stand the stench of them). If you're into Games or Lies, be fore-warned now, I will smell them out very quickly. So if you like to play them I strongly suggest you try the other dope in one of the other profiles. In all seriousness? AGAIN! I'M REALLY 41! I am pretty picky. I have a tremendous amount to offer. And expect the same in return. I could tell you that I am affectionate, respectful, nurturing, considerate, intimate and yet not needy or possessive, and best of all? Not a jealous personality and expect the same from my partner. Since it |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Marriage, Committed |