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I am the Anti-Psycho/Anti-Geritol, man
Age 56 From Manhattan, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Tired of Spokesmen for Geritol or the pestering of Psychos? Well if so, you're in luck! If you're looking for a youthful (both in appearance and in mind), fun, stylish, spiritual (yet logically inclined), refined, sophisticated, sincere and well bred "renaissance man" with class, who can let it all hang out and act like the truck driver without pretense when appropriate? Then look no further. I take pride in my ability for intellectual-reason in day to day interaction . I am soft spoken, yet assertive. Do not judge me yet, you see here the "bad boy" exterior with a "good boy" interior. But please, be forewarned. THIS SPECIMEN IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! I do have an edgy-intensity. No Player here! (and OH how I HATE being assigned that label at first glance, so pls. don't.) I do however admittedly play the field (hence why WE are ALL here) looking for THE ONE.

My personal philosophy is: There is no nobility in self deprivation of ones own desires. There is however, nobility in the respect and consideration of others feelings whilst in pursuit of fulfilling those desires. In other words I am not moraly bankrupt or selfish. I live for the day, with a tertiary eye towards the future "carpe diem". By the way, have I mentioned yet how I HATE GAMES? Well I do. I CANNOT STAND THEM! And YES! I am FUN and funny! Race bikes and mischievious/bratty antics like a cross between Daffy Duck meets Orsen Welles. Lot's of humurous fun. And YES. I REALLY DO LOOK LIKE MY PICS! I am constantly confused to be 27-32.

Sry, no stuck up douche full of conceit here. (He's in the next profile) I just do not subscribe to my own press (I do however report it. *wink*) I am utterly genuine. So, am I a catch? Do I sound like one? What if I fart, scratch my butt and leave the seat up? There really is only one way for you to find out. So pls, come dance with me, for this most un-eloquent dance we must do here. Do send a note or smoke signals, anything...just do something.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Ashkenazi
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
Entreprenuer/Real Estate/Technology
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
My mother has already knitted you a sweater. Then go to pick out the color of our wedding invitations. We go to Baby's-R-Us to pick out the crib. (what, you said wanted kids, right?) After, then go home to sleep in our twin beds in our PJ's. (Sry, Bunkbeds, would be too dangerous for the pregnancy) After that? We settle into a life where we spend the rest of our days together in mundane routine. (This does not excite you?) Talk to me then, I promise you wont be disappointed.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
When it presents itself, I'll know it. There are many things I want to try that I do not know about yet. And all the things I have wished to try thus far, I have...Without hesitation.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Reform
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Dramas
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fiction, History, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
In my free time, I enjoy: Cooking/Barbecuing, Surfing the Web/Chatting Online, Taking Long Walks, Movies/TV, Amusement Parks, Beach, Movies, Restaurants

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
ttractive in appearance. Slim, toned body, to muscular and athletic. Presentable, classy, refined. Can let their hair down when in not a formal situation and talk with out pretense. Absolute no pretense. Has at least 1/2 a wit. Trustworthy, nurturing, affectionate, ****al, MUST HAVE INTEGRITY AND COURAGE! .I am looking for "THE ONE" NO HEAD GAMES!!! ( I have no patience for them and in reverse do not play them on people) NO LIES!!! (I cannot stand the stench of them). If you're into Games or Lies, be fore-warned now, I will smell them out very quickly. So if you like to play them I strongly suggest you try the other dope in one of the other profiles. In all seriousness? AGAIN! I'M REALLY 41! I am pretty picky. I have a tremendous amount to offer. And expect the same in return. I could tell you that I am affectionate, respectful, nurturing, considerate, intimate and yet not needy or possessive, and best of all? Not a jealous personality and expect the same from my partner. Since it
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Marriage, Committed
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